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+ | ====== The Discordian Code Version 1.3 ====== | ||
+ | |||
+ | By: Mark D. Carabas - [[[email protected]]]\\ | ||
+ | But: I shamelessly stole the idea (and structure, and um..... some words too I guess) from The Geek Code by Robert A. Hayden.\\ | ||
+ | Suggested and contributed to by Prince Mu-Chao\\ | ||
+ | Old Code archived here: [[http:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Intro: ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | So you are a Discordian? The first step is to admit to yourself you’re a Discordian. I can't tell you the second through fourth steps; that would be cheating. But the third step, according to me at least, is to put together your Discordian Code! No matter what anyone says, Discordians are people too (well, most of us). | ||
+ | |||
+ | Using this Discordian Code will allow you to let other Discordians know who you are in a simple (kinda) statement. | ||
+ | |||
+ | The single best way to publicize your code is to add it to your signature file or plan and announce it far and wide, or even close and narrow, doesn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Instructions ===== | ||
+ | (stolen with only small changes from Geek code; if it ain't broke etc.) | ||
+ | |||
+ | The Discordian Code consists of several categories. Each category is labeled with a letter and some qualifiers. Go through each category and determine which set of qualifiers best describes you in that category. By stringing all of these together, you are able to construct your overall Discordian code. It is this single line of code that will inform other Discordians the world over of what a great Discordian you actually are. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Some of the qualifiers will very probably not match with you exactly. It is impossible to cover all possibilities in each category. Simply choose that qualifier that most closely matches you, or you can make up your own, after all you're a Discordian aren't you? Each description of each qualifier describes the wide range of activities that apply, so as long as you match with one, you can probably use that qualifier. Add symbols, whatever, but it would be really neat if you sent said changes to me so that I can add them on, or tell you that you're a moron, as the case may be. | ||
+ | |||
+ | After you have determined each of your qualifiers, you need to the construct your Discordian Code Block. Instructions are provided on how to do this towards the end of this file. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Variables ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordians can't be strictly quantified, ever; if we could we wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | @ | ||
+ | for this variable, said trait is not very rigid, may change with time or with individual interaction. | ||
+ | |||
+ | () | ||
+ | For indicating " | ||
+ | |||
+ | > | ||
+ | For ' | ||
+ | |||
+ | $ | ||
+ | Indicates that this particular category is done for a living, or has to do with money. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ? | ||
+ | Unless stated otherwise within the specific category, the ? is placed after the category identifier and indicates that the Discordian has no knowledge about that specific category. For example, a person that has never even heard of Babylon 5, would list their Babylon 5 category as 5? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ! | ||
+ | Placed BEFORE the category. Unless stated otherwise, indicates that the person refuses to participate in this category. This is unlike the ? variable as the ? indicates lack of knowledge, while the ! indicates stubborn refusal to participate. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Types of Discordians ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordian come in many flavors. But since we aren’t going to eat them, we should be more concerned about the various species of Discordians. To start a code, a Discordian must declare himself or herself or itself to be a Discordian. To do this, we start the code with a " | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DLU** = Lurker. A Discordian voyeur, this is not very common as lurkers rarely speak or do much of anything except watch. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!D** = Non-Discordian. I’m not sure why a non-Discordian would have a Discordian Code, but I’m trying to be all-inclusive. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DBOB** = A Subgenius posing as a Discordian. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DAN** = An anarchist Discordian, given to political action. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DPROF** = Either a Professor of Discordianism, | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DOT** = Discordian Old Timer. Someone who has been around for EVER. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DADA** = Those really surrealist types. Sometimes called “rutabaga” Discordians. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **D-** = The highest grade I got in high school. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DCM** = Discordian of Chaos Magick (or Magic, Magik, Majix, etc…) | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DIT** = An Internet Discordian. Someone who is only Discordian when they are at the computer. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DFM** = A famous or infamous Discordian, not many of them but what the heck. And you better be REALLY famous. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DED** = A Dead Discordian who can’t spell. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DPH** = A philosophical or intellectual Discordian. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DPA** = Pagan Discordian. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DO** = Discordian of Other. Some types of Discordians deviate from the normal Discordian activities. This is encouraged as true Discordians come from all walks of life. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DU** = Discordian of Unemployed. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **D!** = Discordian of no qualifications. A rather miserable existence, you would think, though a rather popular one. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DAT** = Discordian of All Trades, for those Discordians that can do anything and everything. DAT usually precludes the use of other descriptors. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Title ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Every Discordian needs titles (except those that don't) Use any of the following you like and if one you like is not listed, well then, make it up! If you have multiple titles, list them thusly: Tr/d = Reverend Doctor | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Ta** = Apostle\\ | ||
+ | **Tb** = Brother\\ | ||
+ | **Td** = Disciple\\ | ||
+ | **Tdr** = Doctor\\ | ||
+ | **Te** = Episkopos\\ | ||
+ | **Tem** = Emperor\\ | ||
+ | **Tf** = Frater\\ | ||
+ | **Tfry** = Frier\\ | ||
+ | **th** = High (used in conjunction with others (Th/r = High Reverend)\\ | ||
+ | **Tj** = Judge\\ | ||
+ | **Tk** = King\\ | ||
+ | **Tke** = Keeper\\ | ||
+ | **Tlx** = Lady\\ | ||
+ | **Tly** = Lord\\ | ||
+ | **Tm** = Minister\\ | ||
+ | **Tma** = Master\\ | ||
+ | **Tmq** = Marquis\\ | ||
+ | **Tp** = Pope\\ | ||
+ | **Tpa** = Padre\\ | ||
+ | **Tpcx** = Princess\\ | ||
+ | **Tpcy** = Prince\\ | ||
+ | **Tpf** = Pontiff\\ | ||
+ | **Tpx** = Priestess\\ | ||
+ | **Tpy** = Priest\\ | ||
+ | **Tq** = Queen\\ | ||
+ | **Tr** = Reverend\\ | ||
+ | **Ts** = Sister\\ | ||
+ | **Tst** = Saint\\ | ||
+ | **Tt** = Temptress\\ | ||
+ | **Txxx** = Pornstar\\ | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Appearance ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression. They lie. | ||
+ | |||
+ | How we look has little to do with what we are inside, and who we are as people. Yet, people still want to know what we look like. Thus, this section allows you to list out all the relevant traits about what you look like on a(n) (ab)normal Discordian day. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Dress ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c+++++** = I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c++++** = Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c+++** = I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c++** = I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c+** = My t-shirts are torn, have weird logos and cartoons on them. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c** = I wear clothes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c-** = I wear whatever was closest in my closet/ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c%%--%%** = I wear clothes that jingle, with tons of metal, I have at least two tattoos, and my hair is downright frightening. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c%%---%%** = My clothes almost defy description, | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c%%----%%** = I wear food. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **cx** = Cross Dresser | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c?** = I don’t know, could you repeat the question? | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!c** = I don’t wear clothes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **c%%*%%** = I wear a uniform of some kind | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Shape ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordians come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts. The first indicates height, while the second indicates roundness. Mix each section to fit yourself. Feel free to lie shamelessly as Discordian as a whole aren’t that superificial. Examples include: s:++, s++:, s++:--. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s+++: | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s++:++** = I'm a basketball/ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s+:+** = I'm a little taller/ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s:** = I'm an average Discordian | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s-:-** = I look up to most people. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s%%--: | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s%%---: | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s!** = I don’t actually have any shape or size. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s?** = I don’t know what my shape or size is, do you know where there’s a mirror? | ||
+ | |||
+ | **s%%*%%** = I don’t have a very normal shape/I’m not human. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Age ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Your age is an important part of who you are. Use the qualifiers below to show your age (in Terran, human years). Also, for you math geeks, please use BASE 10 numbers. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a+++** = 60 and up | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a++** = 50-59 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a+** = 40-49 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a** = 30-39 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a-** = 25-29 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a%%--%%** = 20-24 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a%%---%%** = 15-19 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a%%----%%** = 10-14 | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a%%-----%%** = 9 and under (Discordian in training?) | ||
+ | |||
+ | **a!** = I don’t actually have an age. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **A%%*%%** = I’m immortal, or really really old. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!a** = I’m not telling you how old I am. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **In addition**, if you wish to give your exact age, you can place the number after the ' | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Computers ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Most modern Discordians have some exposure to computers; many are in computer-based professions or use computers more then most people. This category represents general computer use/ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp+++** = I am a computer god, no-one can stop me from doing anything, as long as it involves a computer. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp++** = I am very proficient, I work with computers for a living. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp+** = I have a website(s), post on various newsgroups and their ilk, and am decent with a computer. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp** = I have a computer and use it regularly, but don’t invest much time in learning about it. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp-** = I can type, more or less. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp%%--%%** = I figured out how to turn this on, but I just can’t find my any key. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Comp%%---%%** = I’m viewing this as a printout that someone else printed for me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Politics ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Many, if not most, Discordians have strong sociopolitical views. These views vary widely, but there don’t seem to be many strongly right-wing Discordians for some reason. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Political and Social Issues ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P+++** = I’m an anarchist, get rid of all laws, I don’t want ANYBODY telling me what to do, not even myself. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P++** = Legalize all victimless crimes, downsize Government and the Military, stay out of every other country’s business, and let people have sex in the streets. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P(SEX)** = I just want the sex in the street part. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P+** = More programs to help unfortunate people out, legalize abortion and maybe drugs, lower taxes, and no death penalty. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P** = As long as nothing affects me badly, I’ll be fine with the way things are. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P-** = We need tougher government to crack down on all those drug-pushers and baby-killers. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P--** = I run/am in a militia group, stay of my land you hippie. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **P---** = I’m only reading this because someone told me this is where I could find the Nazi Party’s secret webpage. When we come to power, all Discordians will be rounded up and sent to Antarctica. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Economic Issues ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordians tend to be a broke bunch, but we are rich in opinion. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **E+++** = Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone but the rich so that the money can trickle-down to the masses. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **E++** = Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **E+** = Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **E** = Distrust both government and business. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **E-** = It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **E%%--%%** = Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== Entertainment ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordians love to play. Of course, the object of this entertainment takes a myriad of different forms. There’s Sink, Mornington Crescent, Cook-note Fiberglass, all sorts. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Fun ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | **F++** = I’m a fun-loving, wild and crazy guy. Games, movies, events, whatever, I’m there and in the center making the loudest noise. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **F+** = I’m not always the most gung-ho, but I always seem to be having fun. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **F** = I enjoy having fun, but there is a time to be serious too. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **F-** = I’m bored a lot and don’t go out much. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **F%%---%%** = I’m the most boring person on the planet, nothing excites me at all. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Role Playing ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons have long been a part of the Discordian life. Because Discordians often become so involved in their role-playing that they lose what little touch with reality they have, include one of the following role-playing codes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R+++** = I've written and published my own gaming materials. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R++** = There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of piddly rules of (chosen game). %%_MY_%% own warped rules scare the rest of the players. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R+** = I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R** = Role-Playing? | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R-** = Gosh, what an utter waste of time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R--** = Role-Players are instruments of pure evil. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **R%%*%%** = I thought life WAS role-playing? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Television ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Many Discordians have lives that revolve around television. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **tv+++** = There' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **tv++** = I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **tv+** = I watch some tv every day. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **tv** = I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, maybe only a few hours a week. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **tv-** = I watch tv for the news and ' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **tv%%--%%** = I turn my tv on during natural disasters. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!tv** = I do not own a television. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Books ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | In addition (or maybe on the other hand), many Discordians have lives that revolve around books. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b++++** = I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b+++** = I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b++** = I find the time to get through at least one new book a month. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b+** = I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b** = I read the newspaper and the occasional book. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b-** = I read when there is no other way to get the information. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **b--** = I did not actually READ the Discordian code, I just had someone tell me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Other Interests ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | These are codes for specific interests and hobbies, insert any that apply, leave the rest out. Create your own! Email me with additions and I’ll add it to the list. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **OM(number 1-10)** = Interest and participation in Jakes/ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **FILK(1-10)** = Interest in Filk music (if you don’t know what this is forget it). | ||
+ | |||
+ | **CON(1-10)** = Conventions, | ||
+ | |||
+ | **SF(1-10)** = Not just books, Sci-Fi in general. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **PHI(1-10)** = Either interest in Philosophy or in Donahue, take your pick. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Robert Anton Wilson ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordian opinion seems varied on his relative worth. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **RAW++** = I love RAW, I’ve read everything he’s ever written, heard him speak, and once propositioned him. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **RAW+** = I like RAW, he’s very Discordian and I really enjoy his stuff. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **RAW** = I read the Illuminatus Trilogy and liked it, it’s what got me into Discordianism, | ||
+ | |||
+ | **RAW-** = I think RAW hurt Discordianism more then he helped it and I dislike him. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **RAW%%--%%** = RAW is repetitive and dull and I don't understand what people see in him. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **RAW%%---%%** = RAW is the anti-Eris. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== The Discordian Code ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC+++++** = I am Mark D. Carabas (no imposters please, I’m fairly certain I know who is and isn’t me) | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC++++** = I have made a suggestion for future versions of the Code (note that making a suggestion just to get a DC++++ rating doesn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC+++** = I have memorized the entire Discordian code, and can decode others' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC++** = I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics. I think it’s pretty cool. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC+** = I like the code, but don’t always decode other peoples code block. My code block comes right after my Holy Name. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC** = I know what the Discordian code is and even did up this code. I sometimes put it in my sig. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC-** = What a tremendous waste of time this Discordian Code is, it’s totally non-Erisian and I don’t care for it. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **DC%%--%%** = Not only a waste of time, but Mark Carabas is now my mortal enemy for creating this blasted thing. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===== LIFESTYLE ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordians, | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Education ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | All Discordians have a varying amount of education. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e+++++** = I am Stephen Hawking | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e++++** = Managed to get my Ph.D. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e+++** = Got a Masters degree | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e++** = Got a Bachelors degree | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e+** = Got an Associates degree | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e** = Finished High School | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e-** = Haven' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e--** = Haven' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **e*** = I learned everything there is to know about life from the " | ||
+ | |||
+ | **ed#** = I would have had one of those degrees, but I dropped out after # years. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Housing ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Tell us about your Discordian home. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h++** = My house has the sacred chao as a rug, pictures from the Principa Discordia are all over the place, and it’s hard to find a seat because of all my junk. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h+** = Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Discordian things. There is a place for them to sit. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h** = Living with one or more Discordians or Discordianish people. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h-** = Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Discordian and refuse to play Sink or Cook-note Fiberglass. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h%%--%%** = Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.) | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h%%---%%** = Married with children, and no Christina Applegate in sight. (Sigh) | ||
+ | |||
+ | **h!** = I am stuck living with my parents! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!h** = I'm not sure where I live, homeless, or live in a really bad place. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Relationships ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | While many Discordians are highly successful at having relationships, | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r+++** = Found someone, dated, and am now married. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r++** = I've dated my current S.O. for a long time. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r+** = I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r** = I date periodically. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r-** = I have difficulty maintaining a relationship. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r--** = People just aren't interested in dating me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r---** = I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r---> | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!r** = I've never had a relationship. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r%** = I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **r%%*%%** = I'm in an open relationship. Jealous? | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Sex ==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Discordians tend to be fixated on sex, whether this is from too much or not enough is up for debate. | ||
+ | |||
+ | This code also is used to denote the gender of the Discordian. Females use ' | ||
+ | |||
+ | <WRAP centeralign> | ||
+ | y+ -- A male who has had sex. | ||
+ | z+ -- A person (gender undisclosed) who has had sex. | ||
+ | g+ -- A lawn gnome who has had sex.</ | ||
+ | |||
+ | For those persons who do not wish to give out any details of their sex life, the use of z? (where z is thegender code) will allow you to do so. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z+++** = I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z++** = I was once referred to as ' | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z+** = I've had real, live sex. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z** = I've had sex, I think. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z-** = Not having sex by choice. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z--** = Not having sex because I just can't get any... | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z*** = I'm a pervert. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **ZDP** = I create Discordian Porn involving lawn gnomes and hedgehogs. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!z** = Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z?** = It's none of your business what my sex life is like (this is used to denote your gender only). | ||
+ | |||
+ | **!z+** = Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **z---> | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Z$** = I’m a prostitute/ | ||
+ | |||
+ | If you would like to state your sexual preference, you can do so after the gender. If you are not sure, place the second character in parenthesis: | ||
+ | |||
+ | **zs** = Straight | ||
+ | |||
+ | **zb** = Bi | ||
+ | |||
+ | **zg** = Gay | ||
+ | |||
+ | **zc** = I'm in the closet. Shhhh. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **za** = Animals | ||
+ | |||
+ | An example of a bisexual male who is a pervert: yb* | ||
+ | |||
+ | An example of a woman who thinks she might be gay but isn't sure who has lots of sex: x(g)++ | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== KopyLeft ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Some Discordians KopyLeft their writings and some do not. This part of the code will let other Discordians know whether you will go after them when they steal your writings. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K+++** = Everything that appears anywhere under this name is kopyright reversed! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K++** = Everything I write is kopyright reversed unless I say otherwise. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K+** = Contents of all my emails are kopyright reversed unless I say otherwise. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K** = KopyLeft is a good idea, but you better get my permission before you use anything of mine. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K-** = I'd rather you didn't reprint my stuff. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K--** = Screw you, buddy. I'm going to publish this and make millions! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **K---** = I want to be just like Steve Jackson when I grow up. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ===== How to Display Your Code ===== | ||
+ | |||
+ | Now that you have your ratings for each of the above categories, it's time to assemble your code for displaying to the world. Take each category you determined and list them all together with one space between each one. If you run out space on one line, continue it on the next. When completed, it will look something like the following: | ||
+ | |||
+ | DPH/DU/DAT C++@ S:S- a19 Comp+ P++ E++ F+(F) R tv@ B+++ RAW DC+++++ e h- r !y+(y---> | ||
+ | |||
+ | If you would like to put your homepage in there, I’d say throw it in at the end. | ||
+ | |||
+ | If you are going to place your Discordian Code into your .signature or .plan file (highly recommended), | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | | ||
+ | Version 1.0 | ||
+ | | ||
+ | DPH/DU/DAT C++@ S:S- a19 Comp+ P++ E++ F+(F) R tv@ B+++ JAKE(9) FILK(5) !CON SCIFI(8) PHIL(8) RAW DC+++++ e h- r !y+(y---> | ||
+ | | ||
+ | ------END DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK------</ | ||
+ | |||
+ | Or like the following by Prince Mu-Chao: | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | @(!DAT c-/cx/!c s* A* Comp++ P+++ E F++ R* tv b+++ RAW DC++++ e* h r+ y**)" - Ambrose Bierce</ | ||
+ | |||
+ | Or, Matthew (Darkstorm) Bevan came up with the following: | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | S c S a C P E F R t b J C S P R D e h r z | ||
+ | P ( + 1 o + @ + v + A O C H A C * ( ( * | ||
+ | A + : 6 m + + + + K N I I W + ! - ( | ||
+ | + + p > | ||
+ | ) $ S | ||
+ | + E | ||
+ | + X | ||
+ | + ) | ||
+ | +</ | ||
+ | |||
+ | Or... completely reversed, side-ways, whatever, you’re supposedly a Discordian ain’t ya? You can think something up, I don’t have to do EVERYTHING for you. Just so people have some sort of idea what in Thud you are talking about, I’d suggest leaving the actual Code part the same. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | All rights reversed. Reprint what you like, just please give me credit where it’s due. It would be nice if you told me about what you did with the code and any changes as well. | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[[email protected]|Mark Carabas]]\\ | ||
+ | [email protected] |